Post by casper on Sept 9, 2012 12:35:43 GMT -5
Do you have that office worker that annoys the living shit out of you?
Behold!!
Let me walk you through the basic's. Most items if not all can be found at your finger tips in the office.
Step 1. Disassemble your pic ink pen. (Must be Bic Stic style)
Step 2. Straighten out an office paper clip so that it is essentially a straight pin. Feel free to leave a 45 degree bend at one end to give you something to hold onto.
Step 3. [If you do not have a lighter, you can try using scissors]
Heat up the straight area of the paper clip so that it is nice and hot. I suggest grasping the opposite end with a paper towel since the entire pin may get hot to the touch.
Step 4. The key is to poke a hole exactly in the center of the white tube. This is crucial that it is centered. Once you get this, you may need to take it a few times and re-heat the paper clip in order to hollow out your melted hole until it is big enough.
Step 5. Insert the inner part of the of the little cylinder that you removed during step one. If you are really good you can insert it while the white tube is still hot and it will then bond to what will now be your guide hole.
Step 6. With a pair of scissors, notch out the top and bottom end of the White tube. This must be the same direction as your guide we installed in Step 5. Not too big now, just big enough for a rubber band.
Step 7. Now, lets string a nice sturdy rubber band as shown in the picture.
Step 8. Take the ball point ink cartridge and launch it into the back of that co-workers head....
BAM!!!
(the kramer show staff nor its members can be held responsible for any damage this may cause.)